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Cows With Guns Animation



The Cows With Guns animation will be available for sale SOON as a download. Animation created by Norwegian Bjorn-Magne Stuestol, song written and sung by Dana Lyons. Confused about audio/video formats? See our guide.


Video Prices:
Super HD (1080p) for Large TVs: $3.50
Regular HD (720p) for Large Monitors: $2
Regular SD (480p) for Mobile Devices: $1

Check out more of Bjorn-Magne’s videos at:

Also have a look at the Cows With Guns Claymation by Michael Richards and Cameron Edser.

“It’s the indie success story of the year.” -Indie Magazine, Australia

#1 for the year on Dr. Demento

“Play it once and watch the phones explode.” -Bob Rivers, Twisted Tunes, KZOK, Seattle, WA

#2 on Australian Country Charts

“Free Bird used to be the rock anthem of Memphis. Now it’s Free Cow.” -Tim Spencer, WEGR Rock, Memphis, TN

“Leader of a moo-vement…Catapulted to cult status.” -The Portland Oregonian

6 months on Ireland’s Top 40

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Am G Am

AmFat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren’t much fun
GCows aren’t Amfun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Se Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we’ll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an uzy
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will Ffight for bovine Cfreedom
And Ehold our large heads Amhigh
We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie
Cows with Amguns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

The President said “enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough”
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay
Cows outgunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

Copyright 1996 Lyons Brothers Music (BMI)
All Rights Reserved